me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
me: i didn't even finish my order
chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
me: what

ancheevo:

i hate when ur laying down using your laptop and u open ur webcam and u look like this

(Source: snarg)

NO, CHRIS FROM UK SKINS JUST DIED :(((((( NOOOOOOOO HE WAS MY FAVORITE

Things that annoy me:

I know I’ve been guilty before, but now I’m realizing how much of an ass I was by doing this. Also, this isn’t aimed towards anyone, I just see SO MANY posts saying these things every single day.

  • I cannot stand when a person thinks they own a band. Yeah, you like their music and maybe you liked it before other people…. Doesn’t mean other people can’t like them too. 
  • Telling someone “Oh, that song is so old.” Sorry, didn’t know music had an expiration date. 

(Source: foreveryoungatheartt)